Choir 'Hersal Re-cap and Miss Celie's Blues.....

I totally wanted to post yesterday but blogger was showing it's natural behind.
Choir 'hersal went down on Tuesday night without a hitch. We have decided to sing A Capella. At first I was like, "Nah", but when we started singing it was like it was meant to be. You can really hear yourself better when you sing without music. Of course Nevada Jones was there. One of the Deacons is going to sing lead on John P. Kee's "I Believe". He was trying to learn it and of course here comes Miss New Teeth...."I can just jump in if you don't know the words." Um chello...he can't learn the words with you offering to jump in every five minutes. Good for Deacon, I think he should lead that song.
Valentines Day was good. Rev brought me a plethora of giffs(I'm hood today...lol). I got a Ion Hood dryer(y'all know I need that for my deep conditions), and GVP version of the CHI iron. I am on heat hiatus but, I might bust it out on one of my Human Hair wigs. He brought a bouquet of my favorite flowers(lilies and orchids) up to my job and the best giff.....CONVERSATION HEARTS!!!!!!!!! I love these. I am straight tearing down the bag as I type. We were supposed to end the night at Ruth's Chris, but I ate too much at the wedding reception. What wedding reception do you ask? No Rev and I didn't get married yesterday. Deacon(the aforementioned) and his bride, Noxzema Jones got married yesterday. It was a lil spur of the moment. The announced it on Sunday, and...and...that's it. But because I like Deacon and his daughter, I made it my business to be there. I didn't see the ceremony(hey, I gotta work) but I attended the reception. It was nice to be last minute. But some tacky stuff was still present to remind us how hood the bride "could" be. First off, she was wearing pure white. Now usually this is the part were people interject, if you pay for it you can wear whatever color you want. No ma'am. I am not getting married next April in a white dress. Miss Beasley will be 5 years old and it is obvious I am not anybodies virgin. I am not saying to wear funeral black, just ivory or off white. Secondly, her daughters looked like straight up tackheads. Both of them had on open toed shoes, no lotion in all this cold weather, no pantyhose either. They should have looked to Deacon's daughter for fashion guidance because she looked good(pink pinstriped skirt suit). One of them had on a dress that was cut kind of low in the back and....wait for it......her bra was showing in the back. It wasn't even like a cutesy bra that you could play it off, it was a straight up white Playtex 18 hour bra! It was in such plain view, I kept wondering what kind of mother would let her child go out like that? I would have slapped Miss Beasley upside her head. But a good time was had by all.
Once again, I have changed wedding colors. The theme I am going with is, "Preppy Wedding 101" and the colors will be Clover Green and Pale Pink. I am going to let my BM's pick there own dresses as long as the color is Clover and it came from Davids Bridal. I have too many other things on my plate than trying to be lord and emperor over my friends. I hate to see those women on Bridezilla who act like a bunch of crazy hoes just because its their wedding. Hell, the same people you are screaming at now, may be the same people you drink your feelings with when you're getting a divorce a year later. That's real talk.


***My sister bought me some Carol's Daughter for V-day....I can't wait to write the review***