Choir 'Hersal, Lies and Deceit...........

I tell yah.....no matter how far I have gotten ahead.....never mind....boys lie....remember that. It will be important later on in the post.

Well last night was choir rehearsal. When I got there, Nevada was sitting on the Deacon's pew, wide as all outside, holding court. I say my hellos, and then it started

Nevada: I need your number. I was going to call you and see if you had quit the choir and gave up your position.

Me: (giving her the evil side eye)

Hoe, please. Your ass didn't come to like 50-11 rehearsals and I didn't ask you if you quit. She irritates me to no end. So the choir discussed the fundraising requirements this year(they ain't having it) and color options for the Sundays we sing. I am sure you are asking where all the singing was in this. There. Was. None. Why? The musician FORGOT that he needed to come to 'hersal. Well actually its just a speculation that he forgot, the man never answered his phone. Que Serra, Serra.

A couple of months ago my fiance (who will be from this posting going forward will be know as "Rev"...'cuz that's what he is) asked my opinion on getting a laptop. Now something you must know is Rev is as green as the grass on a summer day. At times I swear you can just tell him anything. He is the type of person who believes in those checks that they send you for like 50,ooo dollars. Typical conversation:

Rev: (excited as hell) Bay, I got a check in the mail for $50,000!!

Me:(rolling my eyes) Rev, that is junk mail.....throw it away....

Rev: No it's not....its a real check!

Me:(thinking to myself) Next thing you know his ass will come home with magic beans....

I mean anything you name....if there is someone you want to scam....this is your man. So I advised him if he wanted a laptop, just save for it or get it around tax time because we are trying to buy a house in the upcoming weeks so no new debt would be really helpful. Well, he calls me a few weeks later and tells me that his uncle is going to "give" him a laptop and it was going to come via UPS in a couple of days. Now this is were the skeptic in me got the working.....

1. Why would your uncle who you just happened to see at your son's b-day party (which I wasn't allowed to come to.....another story for another day) offer to "give" you a laptop?

2. Why is your uncle, who I assumes lives in your neighborhood, UPS you a laptop that he is giving you?

But I thought to myself of course this all makes sense....this is Rev we're talking about. Well, I was in Rev's car this weekend and because he lacks any kind of order when it comes to his important papers....I saw a letter from QVC (ya'll see where this is going) on the floor. It was thanking him for opening up an account and listed the laptop he currently owned the amount it cost and the amount he was expected to pay monthly. I asked him about it and he claimed I didn't know what I was talking about...uh huh. Fast forward to this morning, I ask him for the 3rd time about the laptop. Finally in Jim Bakker (ya'll remember my stick man from PTL) fashion, he breaks down and tells me that his "uncle" (yes, that goes in quotes now because I don't even think that uncle exist) is going to pay two payment and he's going to pay the last 2 two. Lies, lies, lies. I should have just stayed with baby daddy. At least I knew he was lying 80 percent of the time. This just threw me for a loop, because I swear I told Rev when we started dating that I DESPISE LIARS! He claims he didn't tell me because he didn't want to hear me fuss about spending money. You dayum real I was going to fuss. I am trying to secure our future, somewhere for us to live when we get married and his ass is out here screwing it up! Did I get engaged to Gregory Page (my dad) or what? Who knows what the hell else he's lying about. He probably didn't get his babymomma's car off his credit either...I don't remember him going to Grandy for that transaction. But we are applying for this house in about two weeks and if I find out its not off there......everything he owns in a box to the left......if I wanted to be lied to I would have stayed with Baby daddy, Ron Mexico or Big B. But I wanted something different....and look, I got the same.....Negros (shaking my head in disgust).